The gang is back with the final stand alone Jason Voorhees film before the 2009 remake. GC, Jen & J all watch as Jason gets cryogenically frozen at the Crystal Lake Research Facility, brought aboard a space craft 400 years in the future wit...

Josh Gets Shaved! Would've been a far more apt title for this movie. Join GC, Jen & J as they power through this franchise and watch 1993s "Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday". All 3 are rather underwhelmed and Jen & GC had a few mome...

Ahoy! Start spreading the news, Jason is heading to New York and as they say; it ain't the destination, it's the journey! Join the gang as they experience roughly 20 mins of what Jason Voorhees in New York looks like and it's safe to say everyo...

The gang returns to Crystal Lake and it seems many years have passed? No one told the wardrobe dept though. We join telekinetic Tina Sheppard and her exploitive therapist, "Weekend at Bernie's" Terry Kiser as they bring Jason back from his rest...

Join the gang as they head to a quaint little town called Forest Green. It's definitely far away from that death trap, Crystal Lake. Roy Burns is never to be heard from again, and as long as no one digs up the body during a thunderstorm, Jason ...

Come along on a trip to the Pinehurst Halfway House in Crystal Lake (?) as we're brought into a world (by a porn director) where Jason Voorhees is no longer and someone else has decided to dawn the iconic hockey mask; albeit with a slight modif...

Special Guest Alert!! Franchise Guides is joined by our good friend Suzy to dish on this deliciously 80s, horny, horror movie. It's 1984 and Friday the 13th knows exactly what it's about as we watch a hulking man stalking through the woods and ...

Friday the 13th 3-D! Coming at ya! The gang is ready to get back in the water on what we believe to be a Saturday the 14th? Sunday the 15th? Somewhere in that ball park as we pick up right where Part 2 left us. This is such a strange movie with...

The gang makes like adult Jason and returns to Crystal Lake to hang with a new crop of dead meat camp counsellors! Jason has taken over where his mother left off. Now a grown man, he's living off the land and hunting down anyone that dares to v...

Ki! Ki! Ki! GC rocks an epic undie skid through this one after we watch Kevin Bacon and friends meet their maker in the form of one pissed off mother. The gang storms into Camp Crystal Lake to play a little strip Monopoly and talk extensively a...

The gang says goodbye to District 5 and boards the Bombay coach bus to Crystal Lake, New Jersey! Join GC, Jen & J for a late night skinny dip into the waters of Friday the 13th. It's about to get all spooky & sexy as a woman & her s...

Join Franchise Guides as we close the book on Gordon Bombay's drunken exploits and find Charlie and the crew at a prep school in Minnesota where they are shocked to learn that the school will not be changing their team name to the Ducks. The fu...

The Guides continue our breakdown of all things Gordon Bombay in this sequel that ups the stakes in so many ways! GC, Jen & J discuss the "Air Bombay Loafer" for kids who want to coach, the Iceland rivalry, the Minnesota Waves, and the Rode...

Franchise Guides forms a flying V and breaks into the Mighty Ducks franchise with a full examination of just how Gordon Bombay got into this predicament (and yet remains our protagonist). We do a bit of "where are they now?" with the cast *spoi...

Quack Quack Quack we're back!!! Franchise Guides dives into all things Emilio...or is it Mario? Who was apparently 29 when shooting this movie!? Disney watered down this originally dark comedy to make it suitable for children...where the entire...

Happy Holidays from Franchise Guides! We dig into yet another Adam Sandler holiday creation with Eight Crazy Nights. We dig into Davey Stone's completely irredeemable character, Whitey's prostate massage, Rob Schneider playing yet another deepl...

Hulk Hogan & Ernest in the same movie? 3 Ninjas did it! Join us as we wrap up the 3 Ninjas franchise and say our goodbyes to Rocky, Colt & Tum Tum. Dave Dragon joins the boys to help defeat the evil Medusa. Confused? 0% on rotten tomato...

Get ready for some sewer escapes! 3 Ninjas takes yet another page out of the Ninja Turtle book as our heroes tackle an environmentally charged issue in the latest instalment. Rocky, Colt & Tum Tum do battle in a pizzeria, on an old western ...

Don't forget to pack your gi! Franchise Guides is heading to Japan with Rocky, Colt & Tum Tum for an adventure that involves much more baseball than most had hoped for. It also appears as though they decided to recast this time around and g...

Happy Halloween from Franchise Guides with a Special Episode on Adam's Sandler's Hubie Halloween! We cover everything from Hubie's boner, Julie Bowen's insane performance, Sandler finally putting forth an effort and the insane runners that remi...

The Guides enter the dojo on this week's episode. So get on your Gi and get out those jelly beans because it's time to kick some adult ass. We discuss the 3 little heroes, Fester and his righteous dudes, Hugo's evil plans, Grampa's stunt double...

The Guides say goodbye to the boys of East Great Falls and Ay-Ah! to Grandpa's Dojo. That's right, we're covering the 90s craze, 3 Ninjas! Franchise Guides' own Rocky, Colt and Tum-Tum are ready to dive into the first series to feature a movie ...

It's the last piece of the pie! Franchise Guides takes American Pie to the next step and closes the series with this reunion that somehow feels the exact same as the previous instalments. Stifler is a habitual sexual harasser, Jim injures his d...

The Guides are back, fuckers! Join GC, Jen & J as they dive into this bizarro American Pie movie where nothing is quite what it seems. This movie is the uncanny valley of American Pie movies. Finch is Stifler, Stifler is "Steven", Oz is mis...

Franchise Guides packs up their bags and heads to the beach house with the boys! More fun awkward Jim moments and an unfortunately sparing amount of Jim's dad. Jim's hopeless in the ways of love and travels to band camp for some assistance. Oz ...